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in: April Fools, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Elizabeth Williams

How to get swole

Want to have an addiction to drugs and become a Japanese animated character? Well this workout routine might be for you. WARNING: These workouts may condone illegal substances.

in: April Fools, Life, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Ashley Hern

HOROSCOPES: Your guide to what’s up this month in astrology

Expect Jupiter to create a sextile with Pluto, Chiron to enter Aries, Saturn and Pluto to retrograde and Venus to enter Gemini for an exciting turn of events

in: April Fools, Briefs, News, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Ashley Hern

BRIEF: Four drivers stuck on four-way stop intersection at Saddleback College campus

Saddleback four-way stop intersection scientifically proven to be confusing to some licensed drivers The Director of the California Department of Motor Vehicles, Jean Shiomotorhead, visited Saddleback College on

in: April Fools, News, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Andrea Clemett

Police test drivers for THC with field sobriety tests

The ‘high’ price of driving under the influence Since the California state legalization of marijuana, police can test drivers for positive THC for DUI. Traces of THC can

in: April Fools, Guest Column, Opinion, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Andrea Clemett

Ask the Advice Whisperer

Questions answered about life, love and finance By Andrea Zuckerman Clemett Demoted For Political Views I work at an eclectic vegan cafe where I was a food server

in: A&E, April Fools, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Andrea Clemett

‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ saga inspires anthropology class

Saddleback offers new anthropology course ANTH-69 where students can get ready for fresh penetrating curriculum The “Fifty Shades of Grey” saga inspires a new anthropology course entitled

in: April Fools, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Marissa Yocham

The Phantom refuses to vacate LRC

In the depths of the Learning Resource Center at Saddleback college, lurks a mysterious figure that has caused terror and mayhem on our campus. Recent rumors that a

in: April Fools, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Elizabeth Williams

What the Food diet?

Health magazine decided to list their top seven favorite food diets that can help you perform better in the gym. Read down below to find out what type

in: A&E, April Fools, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Holly Broxterman

Surprising early Easter traditions

How did we get from the resurrection of Christ to chocolate bunnies and dyeing hard-boiled eggs anyway? Read on and brag to your hipster friends that doing something

in: A&E, April Fools, Music, Reviews, Special Edition / 04/01/2018 / by: Holly Broxterman

The Musical ‘Book of Mormon’

Get ready to don your temple garments and Sunday best for the musical that won nine Tony awards. “You simply won’t believe” how much this musical will change

in: April Fools, Special Edition / 04/01/2017 / by: Jocelyn Cervantes

APRIL FOOLS: Battle erupts between chess team and Connect Four team

It all began on a regular Tuesday afternoon. The sun was shining down and students were soaking up the sun and enjoying themselves in the quad. Athletes on

in: April Fools, Special Edition / 04/01/2017 / by: Jocelyn Cervantes

APRIL FOOLS: Wake up with some java from Drip Coffee Carts’ secret menu

It’s Monday morning. Your math class is about to begin in 10 minutes and judging from the dark circles under your eyes, you didn’t get enough sleep last

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