TIMES 8 Increasingly Aware Moments from @tindernightmares

Ellen sharing Tinder screenshots with her audience. (screenshot / ellentube)

1. Jake believes that the truth is out there:




2. Michael is truly concerned with BitCoin’s current instability in trading and its 9.9% decline:



3. George understands how climate change works trumping all recent research on the subject:



4. Jon is aware how elusive the female orgasm can be:



5. Jake recognizes the health dangers of the Tide Pod challenge:


6. John Doe is not nuts about almond milk:



7. Dan has recognized his lack of fiber within his own diet:


8. Xavier has no access to affordable housing because of his appetite for avocado toast: